I can understand now why so many superheroes have smiles on their faces. With their costumes made of lycra, they couldn’t do otherwise! I love the way it encases my adonis-like body so tightly and shows of every definition of muscle that makes me the greatest MuscleGod this world has ever seen. How good does this “Superman” feel with this incredible fabric holding on tightly to my gigantic pecs? Just look how it hugs onto my vascular and pumped biceps and cuts into my razorlike shredded abs, showing every groove through my t-shirt. How amazing it makes my boulder shoulders and broad back feel too! I know that I’m already your favourite crime fighter but see what happens when the shirt comes off and the oil goes on….

…how long before you explode in total ecstasy?