You’re a good buddy to have around, you don’t give me any bullshit and I know I can trust you to tell me the truth even when it’s something I probably don’t want to hear. That’s why you could be so honest and tell me when you saw my girl cheating on me with another guy.
It’s a good thing you told me when you did, I was planning to go over there and fuck her brains out tonight, after the party. I would have felt like such a pussy if I found out after.
Of course, now there’s the problem of what to do with this […]