I love it when I hear a buddy of mine talking sex like he's God's gift to women. They do one kinky thing and suddenly they're a sexual genius. Most of the time I let it slide, but this straight muscle guy I work with had been pissing me off all week about getting kinky with his girlfriend and it was driving me insane. All he'd done was have some food play and use ice [...]
When I was a kid I dreamed of having superhero powers. Maybe that's one of the reasons I became such an alpha muscle master? You have to admit, I look fucking hot in a skin-tight suit. Wearing something like that isn't what gives me the powers I have, though. When I say "powers", I really mean it. I can walk into a room and immediately know who I can control just by the way they [...]
These days most people don't seem to know their neighbours, but I like to know who's living next to me. That's why when a new couple moved in I went 'round to say hello. The woman was nice, but right away I could tell the guy was a little bitch. He's one of those guys who obeys his missus and does what he's told. He was trying to be my best buddy straight away, asking [...]
It's not really like I need any jerk off encouragement, but I do like to hear it. I know when I properly discovered it, too. A few years ago when I was half the man I am now I was pushing it hard at the gym and my buddy was spotting me, making sure I didn't injure myself, and he started to get really verbal about it. I liked what I heard and before I [...]
